Knows specifically what Ralph Lauren line looks best on him.
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That guy who shows up uninvited to things. The target to be roasted in all group texts.
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Is uncomfortable not wearing some kind of argyle print somewhere on his person. You probably met him at a music festival. He will use any opportunity given to take his shirt off. He owns and wears colored, plastic wayfarers.
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Always in a beanie.
Just a touch granola, but it would take getting to know him really well to figure that out. Cannot help himself and needs to argue with people in the comments section of things.
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